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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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