he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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