is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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