There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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