fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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