we're blogging at a bar
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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