Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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