come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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