I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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