I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
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we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Help. Why am I so naked?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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