i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
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Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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