every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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