i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I wear drunk well.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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