I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Randomize
