why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Randomize
