If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Shame is for Republicans.
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