is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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