that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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