You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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