Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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