gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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