You just made me feel so damn special
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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