he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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