So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
All I want is dick and wine.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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