Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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