ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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