Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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