I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
My breasts were aching with rage.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer