JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life