The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night