I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
my poor anus
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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