Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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