You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
we made out on top of his cat.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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