He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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