Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
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brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
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