if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I love black thongs
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
This is the high leading the old right now
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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