I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
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Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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