it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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