"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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