Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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