I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize
