just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
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She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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