I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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