grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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