So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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