Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
My life is pants optional.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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