Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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