Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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