I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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