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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.

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• (848): View more from New Jersey

  it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.

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• (661): View more from California

  Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.

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• (831): View more from California

  my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.

  (281): View more from Texas

  Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.

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• (347): View more from New York

  every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week

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