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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.

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  Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you

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• (315): View more from New York

  There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?

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