I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was