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(410): View more from Maryland

it was a mass text i'm sorry

(603): View more from New Hampshire

do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?

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(410): it was a mass text i'm sorry (603): do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text? http://tfl.nu/ja5x

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(207): View more from Maine

We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.

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(207): We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us. http://tfl.nu/uz8z

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(954): View more from Florida

He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"

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Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.

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(954): He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?" (954): Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall. http://tfl.nu/238l

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(510): View more from California

I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.

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(510): I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend. http://tfl.nu/lprg

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(914): View more from New York

Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.

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(914): Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back. http://tfl.nu/842d

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(770): View more from Georgia

my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.

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(770): my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf. http://tfl.nu/iy7m

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day

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(610): I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day http://tfl.nu/7iec

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(630): View more from Illinois

Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese

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Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?

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I love you bro

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(630): Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese (312): Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard? (630): I love you bro http://tfl.nu/jz3g

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(772): View more from Florida

How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?

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(772): How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer? http://tfl.nu/kmhe

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."

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That wasn't a compliment.

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(202): She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal." (301): That wasn't a compliment. http://tfl.nu/gg7a

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(+61): View more from Australia

He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.

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(+61): He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it. http://tfl.nu/xk8c

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.

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(262): got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table. http://tfl.nu/5l8a

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(614): View more from Ohio

When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?

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Come on... He's just practicing.

(614): View more from Ohio

Ok. That's acceptable.

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(614): When are you going to accept the fact he is gay? (330): Come on... He's just practicing. (614): Ok. That's acceptable. http://tfl.nu/xi9n

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?

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HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!

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(306): just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you? (1306): HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?! http://tfl.nu/7mrm

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(514): View more from Quebec

I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.

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(514): I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is. http://tfl.nu/4ifb

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