Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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