yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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