I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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