dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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