Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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