oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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