Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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