I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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