Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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